What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 18:54
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What! how could you do that?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
Do you know what she said mum?
True - how I loved my mum!
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
What do you mean son?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Why do some men love sucking cocks?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What melts your heart every time without fail?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!